I still haven’t been able to think of anything.

misterjmasters:

Tasha and Hawkeye

Thor’s not having too many problems actually.

((Sa’ll me, I’m just lazier with some than others.))

Look at this hammer

Isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you think my destiny’s complete?

Wouldn’t you think I’m the god

The god who has everything?

Look at this land

Treasures untold

How many wonders can one realm hold?

Looking around here you think

Sure, he’s got everything

I’ve got food and ale a-plenty

I’ve got friends and enemies galore

You want family members?

I’ve got too many!

But who cares?

No big deal

I want more

I wanna be where the mortals are

I wanna see, wanna see Jane dancin’

Walking around talking on those - what do you call ‘em?

Oh - cellphones.

Ruling the people, you don’t get too far

Monsters are required for smashing and saving

Stopping them from tearing up a - what’s that word again?

Street

Up where they walk, up where they run

From mutants and bad men with guns!

Wanderin’ free - wish I could be

Part of that world

What would I give if I could live out of this realm?

What would I pay to spend a day saving the land?

Bet’cha on Midgard they understand

That they don’t have narcoleptic fathers

Grateful mortals, There through that portal

Needing someone to stand!

I’m ready to know what the mortals know

Ask ‘em my questions and get some answers

What’s a coffee and why does it - what’s the word?

Burn?

When’s it my turn?

Can’t I go, go to explore that world down below?

Out of Asgard

Down there so far

Part of that world

He stays awake from all the snoring, though.

You would actually be surprised….